For the first several years of Times and Seasons’ history, we employed a special and unique tagline. We retired that tagline a few years ago, in an effort to make the site more accessible to a general readership. However, we’re still fond of our quirky tagline, which is absolute and unyielding, written into stone, eternal and unchanging and forever. Until you hit refresh.
But in the mean time, please remember that our tagline is this:
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