{"id":797,"date":"2004-05-13T20:35:10","date_gmt":"2004-05-14T00:35:10","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=797"},"modified":"2009-01-16T17:05:12","modified_gmt":"2009-01-16T21:05:12","slug":"shape-shifting-lizards-could-they-be-in-iyouri-ward","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/2004\/05\/shape-shifting-lizards-could-they-be-in-iyouri-ward\/","title":{"rendered":"Shape-Shifting Lizards &#8212; Could They Be in <i>Your<\/i> Ward?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Since some readers may lack the stamina to wade through 200 comments on the Elite Religion thread, let me make a separate note of a gem of a website mentioned by Dan Peterson.  Dan writes:<\/p>\n<p><i>For those who&#8217;ve wondered &#8212; and (let&#8217;s be truthful) who hasn&#8217;t? &#8212; whether the Church is actually controlled by demonic entities in the form of reptilian humanoids, or lizard men, you&#8217;ll find the evidence you&#8217;ve been seeking on this explosive Web site.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>The web site is at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.angelfire.com\/ut\/branton\/lds.html\">This Link<\/a>, and is mostly links to other sites with more, err, evidence.  And don&#8217;t let anyone fool you &#8212; decide for yourself whether or not &#8220;Brigham Young was a reptilian shape-shifter that totally brainwashed founder Joseph Smith&#8221;!<\/p>\n<p>(Perhaps this explains <a href=\"http:\/\/ericjamesstone.com\/blog\/\">Eric&#8217;s Stone&#8217;s Star Trek enthusiasm<\/a> (recall the Kirk-versus-the-Lizard episode) &#8212; and doesn&#8217;t Eric look just a little bit like a lizard-man in that picture with Mr. Scott?  Also, note that the <a href=\"http:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/archives\/000791.html\">Post of the Month for April <\/a>was the only submission with the word &#8220;Lizard&#8221; in the title.  Coincidence?  You decide.)<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nUPDATE:  Moments after posting, I noticed an even more alarming piece of evidence.  A number of Mormon blogs, including <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tutissima.com\">Tutissima<\/a> and the aforementioned <a href=\"http:\/\/ericjamesstone.com\/blog\/\">Eric James Stone<\/a>, contain the same ominous lines:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m a<br \/>\n<b>Slithering Reptile<\/b><br \/>\nin the<br \/>\nTTLB Ecosystem&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(emphasis added).<\/p>\n<p>Of course, T &#038; S does not contain such a line &#8212; it claims to be a &#8220;rodent.&#8221;  But remember, people, these are not just ordinary lizards we&#8217;re talking about here.  These are <i>shape shifting lizards<\/i>.  T &#038; S is doubtless a lizard, which has shape-shifted into a rodent &#8212; and that, if anything, is even more ominous.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since some readers may lack the stamina to wade through 200 comments on the Elite Religion thread, let me make a separate note of a gem of a website mentioned by Dan Peterson. Dan writes: For those who&#8217;ve wondered &#8212; and (let&#8217;s be truthful) who hasn&#8217;t? &#8212; whether the Church is actually controlled by demonic entities in the form of reptilian humanoids, or lizard men, you&#8217;ll find the evidence you&#8217;ve been seeking on this explosive Web site. The web site is at This Link, and is mostly links to other sites with more, err, evidence. And don&#8217;t let anyone fool you &#8212; decide for yourself whether or not &#8220;Brigham Young was a reptilian shape-shifter that totally brainwashed founder Joseph Smith&#8221;! (Perhaps this explains Eric&#8217;s Stone&#8217;s Star Trek enthusiasm (recall the Kirk-versus-the-Lizard episode) &#8212; and doesn&#8217;t Eric look just a little bit like a lizard-man in that picture with Mr. Scott? Also, note that the Post of the Month for April was the only submission with the word &#8220;Lizard&#8221; in the title. Coincidence? You decide.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-797","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-corn"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/797","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=797"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/797\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5533,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/797\/revisions\/5533"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=797"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=797"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=797"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}