Within the next few hours, T&S’s spam filter is going to announce that it has spared us from 100,000 offers of recreational pharmaceuticals, links to images of anatomically correct models in morally incorrect situations, promises of guaranteed wealth, solemn pleas from 12,394 persons of good moral character who need your help kindly Christian sir to transfer funds out of war-torn countries for to do the good Lord’s most benificent charitableness, and warnings that we will surely be cast down to the uttermost depths of hell unless we renounce our false Jesus and transfer allegiance to the god of the loving soul who has so blasphemously cursed us to bless us. You know what I mean.<\/p>\n
So — who can guess the hour and the minute of the good Akismet’s rollover to 100,000? <\/p>\n
Post your guesses here. Winner gets a T&S post written especially in his or her honor, a treasure I am sooooo sure will bring floods of participation. Winner to be determined by me.<\/p>\n
99,896 and counting.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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