{"id":4210,"date":"2007-10-31T08:45:14","date_gmt":"2007-10-31T12:45:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/?p=4210"},"modified":"2007-10-31T08:46:25","modified_gmt":"2007-10-31T12:46:25","slug":"from-the-archives-the-greatest-mormon-halloween-costume-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/2007\/10\/from-the-archives-the-greatest-mormon-halloween-costume-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"From the Archives: The Greatest Mormon Halloween Costume Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, that costume you&#8217;re going to wear to your ward Halloween party tonight? The one you&#8217;ve been working on for weeks? The one that you&#8217;ve consulted your parents\/spouse\/children\/roomates\/bishop\/stake high council about? The one that manages to be simultaneously perfectly orthodox as well as moderately heretical, perhaps even a little risque? The one you&#8217;re so proud of?<\/p>\n<p>Well, no offense, but maybe you should just chuck it and go as Bozo the Clown. Because you see, the World&#8217;s Most Perfect Mormon Halloween Costume has already been done&#8211;it was done, in fact, two years ago. And we&#8217;ve got the evidence, right here. Enjoy.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/wp-content\/bill.JPG\" alt=\"the greatest mormon halloween costume ever\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, that costume you&#8217;re going to wear to your ward Halloween party tonight? The one you&#8217;ve been working on for weeks? The one that you&#8217;ve consulted your parents\/spouse\/children\/roomates\/bishop\/stake high council about? The one that manages to be simultaneously perfectly orthodox as well as moderately heretical, perhaps even a little risque? The one you&#8217;re so proud of? Well, no offense, but maybe you should just chuck it and go as Bozo the Clown. Because you see, the World&#8217;s Most Perfect Mormon Halloween Costume has already been done&#8211;it was done, in fact, two years ago. And we&#8217;ve got the evidence, right here. Enjoy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":25,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4210","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-corn"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4210","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/25"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4210"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4210\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4210"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4210"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4210"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}