{"id":3861,"date":"2007-05-13T16:59:13","date_gmt":"2007-05-13T20:59:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/?p=3861"},"modified":"2007-05-13T16:59:13","modified_gmt":"2007-05-13T20:59:13","slug":"a-flower-a-hanky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/2007\/05\/a-flower-a-hanky\/","title":{"rendered":"A flower? A hanky?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So what was it? What did your ward pass out to its mothers\/all women on Mother&#8217;s\/Every-Woman-Over-18 Day?<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>I had lunch with a friend last Friday, Relief Society president in her ward, who informed the bishop two months ago that her sisters didn&#8217;t want another booklet with the story of an impossibly perfect mother. The sisters in her ward wanted chocolate. Period. <\/p>\n<p>Seeing how adamant she still was last Friday, I&#8217;m pretty sure that her sisters got their chocolate today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So what was it? What did your ward pass out to its mothers\/all women on Mother&#8217;s\/Every-Woman-Over-18 Day?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":95,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3861","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-corn"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3861","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/95"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3861"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3861\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3861"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3861"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3861"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}