{"id":3852,"date":"2007-05-05T22:11:26","date_gmt":"2007-05-06T02:11:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/?p=3852"},"modified":"2007-05-05T22:12:53","modified_gmt":"2007-05-06T02:12:53","slug":"wanted-mormon-folk-songs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/2007\/05\/wanted-mormon-folk-songs\/","title":{"rendered":"Wanted: Mormon Folk Songs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I love Mormon folk songs. <!--more-->Except for a few very well known folk songs (&#8220;Whoa! Haw! Buck and Jerry-boy&#8221; and &#8220;Don&#8217;t You Marry the Mormon Boys&#8221;), and our pioneer hymns and anthems, true Mormon songs can be hard to find.<\/p>\n<p>Below is a lesser known song of defiance, of whistling in the face of danger, dating from the Utah War of 1857-58 &#8212; do you realize that we&#8217;re entering another great sesquicentennial period, by the way?  Ever hear this song before? know any other songs connected to the Utah War?<\/p>\n<p>In 1857<\/p>\n<p>When Uncle Sammy first sent out his army to destroy us,<br \/>\nSays he, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Those Mormons we will rout! They shall no more annoy us!<br \/>\nWe\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll send a force quite competent to  hang them all for treason!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nBut this, you know, they didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t do, and do you know the reason?<\/p>\n<p>As they were going up the Platte, they sang a lusty ditty,<br \/>\nSaying, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153We\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll do this,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d and \u00e2\u20ac\u0153We\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll do that, when we get to Salt Lake City.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nAnd sure enough, when they got there they made the Mormons pay, sir.<br \/>\nThat is \u00e2\u20ac\u201c I mean \u00e2\u20ac\u201c they <em>would<\/em> have done, but, oh, they didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t get here!<\/p>\n<p>They got within two hundred miles, and their officers were saying,<br \/>\n\u00e2\u20ac\u0153It will be but a little while \u00e2\u20ac\u02dctill the Mormons we are slaying!<br \/>\nWe\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll hang each man that has two wives. We\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve plenty of rope quite handy \u00e2\u20ac\u201c<br \/>\nThat is \u00e2\u20ac\u201c I mean \u00e2\u20ac\u201c we would have had, but Lot Smith burned it on Sandy.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>When Uncle Sam first heard that news, it made him feel quite wrathy.<br \/>\n\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Who\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll go and fetch those burners in?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I will!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d said Captain Marcy.<br \/>\n\u00e2\u20ac\u0153I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll go and fetch those burners in, and by the necks we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll stretch \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcem.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nAnd this you know they would have done \u00e2\u20ac\u201c but, oh, they couldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t ketch \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcem!<\/p>\n<p>Then on Ham\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Fork they camped and said, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Let\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s wait a little longer<br \/>\nTill Johnston and his troops come up to make us all the stronger.<br \/>\nThen we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll go in and take ol\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 Brig, and Heber, his companion.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nThat is \u00e2\u20ac\u201c I mean \u00e2\u20ac\u201c they would have done, except for Echo Canyon.<\/p>\n<p>Now, Uncle Sam, take our advice. You\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d better stay at home, sir.<br \/>\nYou\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll need your money and your men to defend your rights at home, sir.<br \/>\nBut if perchance you need some help, the Mormons they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll prove kind, sir.<br \/>\nThey\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve helped you once. They can again \u00e2\u20ac\u201c that is, if they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve a mind to.<\/p>\n<p>There\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a great commotion in the East about the Mormon question.<br \/>\nThe subject is, to say the least, too much for their digestion.<br \/>\nWe claim the rights of liberty; we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll break our bonds asunder.<br \/>\nThey want us all to bear their yoke, but we never will come under!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love Mormon folk songs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":95,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3852","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-corn"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3852","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/95"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3852"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3852\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3852"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3852"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3852"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}