{"id":3807,"date":"2007-04-08T11:47:58","date_gmt":"2007-04-08T15:47:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/?p=3807"},"modified":"2007-04-08T11:48:52","modified_gmt":"2007-04-08T15:48:52","slug":"paragraph-seven-subpart-j-clause-twelve","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/2007\/04\/paragraph-seven-subpart-j-clause-twelve\/","title":{"rendered":"Paragraph Seven, Subpart J, Clause Twelve"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>WHEREAS, the living room contains Easter eggs (including eggs of the chocolate, caramel, and peanut butter varieties); and <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Whereas, it is statistically impossible (or downright cruel) for children to collect chocolate eggs and remain unable to consume any such eggs; and<\/p>\n<p>Whereas, it is highly unwise (and not very conducive to proper Sacrament meeting behavior) for children to breakfast on snitched chocolate and nothing else; <\/p>\n<p>THEREFORE, it is resolved that,<\/p>\n<p>On a Sunday where Easter falls on Fast Sunday,<\/p>\n<p>The traditional Fast Sunday conventions (abstention from eating, &#038;c, &#038;c), may, in the discretion of the parents, be WAIVED, in order that children may consume a proper breakfast (waffles, bacon, cereal), prior to stuffing themselves on chocolate eggs and bunnies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WHEREAS, the living room contains Easter eggs (including eggs of the chocolate, caramel, and peanut butter varieties); and<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3807","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-corn"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3807","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3807"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3807\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3807"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3807"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3807"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}