{"id":3365,"date":"2006-08-20T11:17:41","date_gmt":"2006-08-20T15:17:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/?p=3365"},"modified":"2007-09-14T08:07:38","modified_gmt":"2007-09-14T12:07:38","slug":"jonathan-green-joins-times-and-seasons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/2006\/08\/jonathan-green-joins-times-and-seasons\/","title":{"rendered":"Jonathan Green joins Times and Seasons"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The rumors are true: Jonathan Green has agreed to come on board Times and Seasons as our newest permablogger.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Jonathan is a 10th-level Sage with proficiencies in Ancient Manuscript Handling, Linguistic Legerdemain, Reluctant and Overprotective Archivist Intimidating, Transatlantic Airline Survival, and Overcrowded Minivan Navigation. He speaks English, German, Ye Mittle German, Ye Alte German, Sindarin,  a smattering of Klingon, and Orc. Amongst his blogging weapons are such diverse elements as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope&#8211;(wait&#8230;.sorry, wrong reference; start again)&#8211;His blogging weapons include sarcasm, dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes and satire. Like all wandering academics, he has a fairly low Armor Class, but is currently in the process of forging a +4 Curriculum Vitae of Smiting, which he hopes to eventually trade it in for some Chain Mail of Tenured Invulnerability. When closely pressed, and his internet connection is down, he is capable of throwing either his laptop or his youngest child for 1d4+3 points of damage.<\/p>\n<p>You can read his old posts <a href=\"http:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php?author=67&#038;poststart=1\">here<\/a>. Meanwhile, as the Swedish Chef might say: velcume-a tu zee blug, Junethun!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The rumors are true: Jonathan Green has agreed to come on board Times and Seasons as our newest permablogger.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":25,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3365","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-corn"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3365","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/25"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3365"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3365\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3365"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3365"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3365"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}