{"id":3196,"date":"2006-06-06T20:15:59","date_gmt":"2006-06-07T00:15:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/?p=3196"},"modified":"2006-06-06T20:21:48","modified_gmt":"2006-06-07T00:21:48","slug":"the-number-of-the-beast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/2006\/06\/the-number-of-the-beast\/","title":{"rendered":"The Number of the Beast"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, today is 6\/6\/06.  And apparently, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mercurynews.com\/mld\/mercurynews\/news\/14735207.htm\">some folks are celebrating it in Hell, too<\/a>.  We won&#8217;t go quite that far, here.  However, in honor of the day, let me post this, from an e-mail that&#8217;s been circulating for a while:  <\/p>\n<p>Number of the Beast:  666<br \/>\nNext door neighbor of the Beast: 668<br \/>\nSocial Security Number of the Beast:  666-66-6666<!--more--><br \/>\nArea code of the Beast: 1-666<br \/>\nZip code of the Beast:  00666<br \/>\nPhone number of the Beast:  1-900-666-0666  ( Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only $6.66\/minute. Over 18 only please.)<br \/>\nRoman numeral of the Beast:  DCLXVI<br \/>\nNumber of the High Precision Beast:  666.0000<br \/>\nNumber of the Millibeast:  .666<br \/>\nApproximate number of the Beast:  660<br \/>\nBeast Common Denominator:  1 \/ 666<br \/>\nImaginary number of the Beast:  666 ^ (-1)<br \/>\nBinary of the Beast:  1010011010<br \/>\nBitmap of the Beast: 0000001010011010<br \/>\nNumber of the Blonde Beast: 6, uh&#8230;what?<br \/>\nRetail price of the Beast:  $665.95<br \/>\nPrice of the Beast plust 5% state sales tax:  $699.25<br \/>\nPrice of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul:  $769.95<br \/>\nWalmart price of the Beast:  $599.99<br \/>\nGasoline of the Beast:  Phillips 666<br \/>\nHighway of the Beast:  Route 666<br \/>\nOven temperature for roast Beast:  666 F<br \/>\nRetirement plan of the Beast:  666k<br \/>\nRecommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast:  666 mg<br \/>\nInterest rate of the Beast of Hell National Bank:  6.66%  (5 year CD, $666 minimum deposit)<br \/>\nSpreadsheet of the Beast:  Lotus 6-6-6<br \/>\nWord Processor of the Beast:  Word 6.66<br \/>\nCPU of the Beast:  i66686<br \/>\nCar of the Beast:  BMW 666i<br \/>\nDiagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast:  DSM-666 (revised)<br \/>\nPrime Beast:  667<br \/>\nSquare root of the beast:  25.806975801127880315188420605149<br \/>\nBatting Average of the Beast:  0.666<br \/>\nNumber of the Australian Beast: 999<br \/>\nOperating system of the Beast:  Windows 666<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, today is 6\/6\/06. And apparently, some folks are celebrating it in Hell, too. We won&#8217;t go quite that far, here. However, in honor of the day, let me post this, from an e-mail that&#8217;s been circulating for a while: Number of the Beast: 666 Next door neighbor of the Beast: 668 Social Security Number of the Beast: 666-66-6666<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3196","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-corn"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3196","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3196"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3196\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3196"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3196"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3196"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}