{"id":2644,"date":"2005-10-19T20:49:43","date_gmt":"2005-10-20T00:49:43","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=2644"},"modified":"2005-10-19T20:55:44","modified_gmt":"2005-10-20T00:55:44","slug":"drat-theyre-on-to-us","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/2005\/10\/drat-theyre-on-to-us\/","title":{"rendered":"Drat!  They&#8217;re on to us!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From the informative and helpful New Zealand Cult List <!--more-->comes<a href=\"http:\/\/www.cults.co.nz\/lds\/index.html\"> this entry on Mormons<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Like the Jehovah&#8217;s Witnesses, this cult is well known for their door-knocking, and are easily recognised by their habit of riding bicycles in pairs while wearing suits.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Hmm . . . I guess it&#8217;s time to switch to pogo sticks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From the informative and helpful New Zealand Cult List<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2644","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-corn"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2644","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2644"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2644\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2644"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2644"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2644"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}