{"id":25486,"date":"2013-03-21T14:18:45","date_gmt":"2013-03-21T19:18:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/?p=25486"},"modified":"2013-04-20T20:18:22","modified_gmt":"2013-04-21T01:18:22","slug":"im-a-mormon-easy-chair-and-i-believe-that-women","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/2013\/03\/im-a-mormon-easy-chair-and-i-believe-that-women\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m a Mormon Easy Chair and I believe that women"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; should not get ordained to the priesthood. I know that reasonable chairs can disagree, but as Frank&#8217;s easy chair, I know what to expect once women are ordained. Frank is going to spend a lot more time sitting on me. Probably asleep. Sure, it will start with a little story time to the kids, but the end is both obvious and predictable. Naptime.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_25488\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-25488\" style=\"width: 160px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Easy-chair.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-25488\" alt=\"Not an easy job.\" src=\"http:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Easy-chair.jpg\" width=\"160\" height=\"160\" srcset=\"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Easy-chair.jpg 160w, https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Easy-chair-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 160px) 100vw, 160px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-25488\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Help!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Admittedly, I have a steel reinforced frame and ample cushioning, but Frank is not a light guy. Nor, to put it frankly, is he getting any lighter as the years pass. So if you care about more than just people and consider all the world&#8217;s marvels, please don&#8217;t forget us &#8212; the oppressed easy chairs of the world. The downtrodden. Keep Frank off of me. And that will be a fantastic step forward for the community, and a cause to rejoice.<\/p>\n<p>Hi, I&#8217;m Frank&#8217;s easy chair and I have no idea what the Church should do about priesthood ordination, but I&#8217;m pretty sure that ordaining women is going to make my life worse.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; should not get ordained to the priesthood. I know that reasonable chairs can disagree, but as Frank&#8217;s easy chair, I know what to expect once women are ordained. Frank is going to spend a lot more time sitting on me. Probably asleep. Sure, it will start with a little story time to the kids, but the end is both obvious and predictable. Naptime. Admittedly, I have a steel reinforced frame and ample cushioning, but Frank is not a light guy. Nor, to put it frankly, is he getting any lighter as the years pass. So if you care about more than just people and consider all the world&#8217;s marvels, please don&#8217;t forget us &#8212; the oppressed easy chairs of the world. The downtrodden. Keep Frank off of me. And that will be a fantastic step forward for the community, and a cause to rejoice. Hi, I&#8217;m Frank&#8217;s easy chair and I have no idea what the Church should do about priesthood ordination, but I&#8217;m pretty sure that ordaining women is going to make my life worse.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":20,"featured_media":25488,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25486","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-corn"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Easy-chair.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25486","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/20"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25486"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25486\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26158,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25486\/revisions\/26158"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/25488"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25486"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25486"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25486"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}