{"id":24547,"date":"2013-02-11T13:27:02","date_gmt":"2013-02-11T18:27:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/?p=24547"},"modified":"2013-02-11T13:27:52","modified_gmt":"2013-02-11T18:27:52","slug":"what-it-is","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/2013\/02\/what-it-is\/","title":{"rendered":"What It Is"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Me to husband: \u00a0&#8220;Stake conference this weekend.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Eight-year-old: \u00a0&#8220;Can we get jelly beans? \u00a0Please?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: \u00a0&#8220;No, you&#8217;re thinking of <em>General<\/em> Conference. \u00a0This is <em>stake<\/em> conference. \u00a0No jelly beans. \u00a0Just the hard seats of doom.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Eight-year-old: \u00a0&#8220;Why hard seats? \u00a0Why not good seats?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Husband: \u00a0&#8220;Because those . . . <em>people<\/em> . . . in the choir come early and save all the good seats for their families.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Eight-year-old: \u00a0&#8220;Maybe with some lipstick and groaning . . . chicken pox? . . . and you wouldn&#8217;t have to go?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>How are you transmitting Mormon culture to the next generation? \u00a0Discuss.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me to husband: \u00a0&#8220;Stake conference this weekend.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24547","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-corn"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24547","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24547"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24547\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24550,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24547\/revisions\/24550"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24547"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24547"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24547"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}