Do you ever find yourself wondering, “whizzay is a Proclamizzles anyway?” Did you ever want to read lines like “England took tha position that tha marriage relatizzles in tha Celestial Kingdom wizzle be monogizzle not polygizzles”? Or want to hear Nate Oman wax eloquent “In Memory of tha Metaphysizzle Elda”? You’re in luck. <\/p>\n
A new web site called Gizoogle will “translate” any web page into that “izzle” language used by rappers like Snoop Dogg. I ran a translation on T & S <\/a>and it created some very funny lines. I already mentioned some of the funny shorter lines; some longer translations include:<\/p>\n Proxy Baptiz’n Holocaust Victims = Fanatizzles? Self-Aware Frontin’? Mind-blowing stuff, definitely. Or at least likely to get a laugh. If you’re interested in more, you may want to check out Times and Seasons, the Gizoogle version<\/a>. <\/p>\n
\nby Russell Arben Fox
\nThat’s tha implication of this angry piece by David Velleman, a philosophy professor at tha University of Michigan. Read’n ’bout tha activities of certain evangizzles groups ta proselytize in tha wakes of tha tsunami catatrosphe (some of which, I agree, is more T-H-to-tha-izzan a shawty insensizzle Velleman reflects upon his discovizzles over a decade ago, thizzat his long-dead family (Dutch Jews, all) had been subject ta some proxy straight trippin’ themselves aww nah:<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nby Kaimi Rappa
\nThere’s a new meme in tha bloggernizzle n it’s self-awarizzles. The folks over at Various Stages is discuss’n tha concept of self-conscizzles (wit some input fizzle itinerant philosopha) . Yippie yo, you can’t see my flow. Meanwhile, Rappa is wonder’n (in between some scandalous confessions ’bout kiss’n) exactly how n why we construct our own bloggernacle identities n s**t. Finally, Geoff has a heartfelt post assert’n a claim wit W-H-to-tha-izzich I wholeheartedly agree: God reads tha bloggernacle .<\/p><\/blockquote>\n