{"id":1865,"date":"2005-01-17T09:13:52","date_gmt":"2005-01-17T14:13:52","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=1865"},"modified":"2005-01-17T09:20:35","modified_gmt":"2005-01-17T14:20:35","slug":"hymns-that-need-to-go","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/2005\/01\/hymns-that-need-to-go\/","title":{"rendered":"Hymns that Need to Go"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now for a fun project &#8212; let&#8217;s rewrite the hymn book!  In particular, let&#8217;s discuss a few hymns which (in a perfect world) might be headed for the chopping block. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>This kind of discussion has the potential to generate some serious disagreement, so let me start with a few clarifications and parameters.  <\/p>\n<p>First, I&#8217;m not talking about hymns that everyone sings, whether or not they have much aesthetic appeal.  (Think the unfortunate alto line in &#8220;Now Let Us Rejoice&#8221;).  Yes, I know, you may think &#8220;We Thank Thee O God for a Prophet&#8221; is musically bland.  But let&#8217;s face it, no one is going to take that out.  Let&#8217;s stay in the real world for this post.  <\/p>\n<p>Nor am I talking about hymns that aren&#8217;t sung, but should be.  <\/p>\n<p>In addition, bear in mind that there&#8217;s a special place in the book for easy-to-play hymns.  Yes, &#8220;Come Follow Me&#8221; and &#8220;Secret Prayer&#8221; and &#8220;Choose the Right&#8221; are probably over-sung.  But they serve a very important role in the 25% of wards where the ward organist \/ pianist can comfortaly play only a very small subset. <\/p>\n<p>That is, we&#8217;re going to focus on hymns which are:<\/p>\n<p>1.  Little-known.<br \/>\n2.  Relatively bland, trite, or uninspiring.<br \/>\n3.  Preferably, not particularly easy to play.<\/p>\n<p>Where appropriate, we&#8217;ll also discuss any other specific reasons for removal. <\/p>\n<p>These are hymns that you&#8217;ve really never heard sung, and you haven&#8217;t missed much.  These are the hymns which could be removed entirely from the book and no one would ever notice it.<\/p>\n<p>Here are a few of my picks:<\/p>\n<p>#168 &#8211; As the Shadows Fall.  Could there be a more appropriate hymn for immediate excision?  Let&#8217;s see, this one has:<br \/>\n-Music set in a difficult key.  There aren&#8217;t any hymns set in D flat in our hymn book, and it&#8217;s for a reason.<br \/>\n-Words that are bland and uninspired.  &#8220;Thee&#8221; rhymes with . . . &#8220;thee.&#8221;  With that rhyme scheme going, you would think they could have had more than two verses.<br \/>\n-It&#8217;s not anything really useful &#8212; it&#8217;s the least useful category of hymns in our book, the &#8220;closing \/ repose&#8221; hymns.  And it&#8217;s not surprising that there&#8217;s a lot of dreck between 152 and 168.  (It&#8217;s not all dreck, but the percentage seems higher than usual).  <\/p>\n<p>#154- Father, This Hour has Been One of Joy.<br \/>\n-It&#8217;s got the dreaded single verse &#8212; a sure sign of questionable lyrics.<br \/>\n-It also has an extended intro &#8212; what is this, a primary song?  Come on, give us four verses and those little brackets for an intro.<br \/>\n-The lyrics are uninspired.  Let&#8217;s see, you have no further verses to have to deal with.  Full freedom to express beautifully in a single verse what you perhaps couldn&#8217;t in the more rigid environment of a four-verse hymn.  And the best this hymn can do is &#8220;blessings&#8221; with &#8220;caring&#8221;?  Yech.  Seriously, how much time was spent on these lyrics?  10 minutes?  15, maybe?<br \/>\n-That said, this one has a decent melody.  I don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s enough to save it, given the major shortcomings of the text.<br \/>\n-Not an &#8220;easy to play&#8221; hymn, so no reason to save it on that ground.  (Not really hard, either, but it&#8217;s no &#8220;Come Follow Me&#8221;).<br \/>\n-You&#8217;ll notice that this is another in the 152-168 range of hymns.<\/p>\n<p>#40- Arise, O Glorious Zion<br \/>\nThis one may be less obvious than the other two.  It&#8217;s got four verses, a normal meter (7676D), and a normal-sounding melody.<br \/>\nThat said, this is a hymn that I never hear sung in church.  (Really &#8212; in 30 years, and numerous wards in several states, I can&#8217;t recall ever hearing this one sung in Sacrament.)  And the reason seems to be that it&#8217;s just bland.  It&#8217;s very topic-duplicative &#8212; it offers the same kind of text as other hymns (such as #41, Let Zion in Her Beaty Rise).  However, it does so in a much less interesting way.  <\/p>\n<p>Okay, let&#8217;s discuss.  Any objection to my three selections so far?  And &#8212; the really fun part &#8212; which hymns do you think should be added to the list?  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now for a fun project &#8212; let&#8217;s rewrite the hymn book! 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