{"id":1649,"date":"2004-11-24T21:02:27","date_gmt":"2004-11-25T02:02:27","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=1649"},"modified":"2004-11-24T21:09:12","modified_gmt":"2004-11-25T02:09:12","slug":"how-darth-vader-was-slain-as-told-by-the-children-of-the-wenger-household","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/2004\/11\/how-darth-vader-was-slain-as-told-by-the-children-of-the-wenger-household\/","title":{"rendered":"How Darth Vader was Slain (as told by the children of the Wenger household)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>First, Luke Skywalker chopped off Darth Vader&#8217;s hand.  <!--more-->  Then, <a href=\"http:\/\/scriptures.lds.org\/alma\/17\/37#37\">Ammon chopped <\/a>off Darth Vader&#8217;s arm.  Finally, <a href=\"http:\/\/scriptures.lds.org\/1_ne\/4\/18#18\">Nephi chopped <\/a>off Darth Vader&#8217;s head.  <\/p>\n<p>And then David <a href=\"http:\/\/scriptures.lds.org\/1_sam\/17\/57#57\">paraded the head around the city for all to see<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>End of story.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, my children do seem to have a fascination with chopping . . . <\/p>\n<p>(Note:  An earlier version of this tale was related in <a href=\"http:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/wp\/index.php?p=349#comment-13924\">comments<\/a>, earlier this year, by a cute girl.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First, Luke Skywalker chopped off Darth Vader&#8217;s hand.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1649","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-corn"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1649","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1649"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1649\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1649"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1649"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1649"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}