{"id":1527,"date":"2004-10-30T14:55:18","date_gmt":"2004-10-30T18:55:18","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=1527"},"modified":"2004-10-30T14:59:53","modified_gmt":"2004-10-30T18:59:53","slug":"conversations-with-a-seven-year-old-continued","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/2004\/10\/conversations-with-a-seven-year-old-continued\/","title":{"rendered":"Conversations with a seven-year-old, continued"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>7YO:  What if <a href=\"http:\/\/scriptures.lds.org\/alma\/30\">Korihor<\/a> was a talking bat?<br \/>\nMe:  (Trying not to laugh)  Umm, what?<br \/>\n7YO:  He would die!<br \/>\nMe:  Oh?<br \/>\n7YO:  Yep &#8212; because bats see with their ears, and they have to use sonar.  And so Korihor couldn&#8217;t use any more sonar after he <a href=\"http:\/\/scriptures.lds.org\/alma\/30\/48-50#48\">got cursed<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Can&#8217;t argue with that, can I?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>7YO: What if Korihor was a talking bat? Me: (Trying not to laugh) Umm, what? 7YO: He would die! Me: Oh? 7YO: Yep &#8212; because bats see with their ears, and they have to use sonar. And so Korihor couldn&#8217;t use any more sonar after he got cursed. Can&#8217;t argue with that, can I?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1527","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-corn"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1527","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1527"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1527\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1527"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1527"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1527"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}