{"id":13693,"date":"2010-11-04T10:23:30","date_gmt":"2010-11-04T15:23:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/?p=13693"},"modified":"2010-11-04T10:44:58","modified_gmt":"2010-11-04T15:44:58","slug":"its-that-time-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/2010\/11\/its-that-time-again\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s That Time Again"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The time when it feels like I spend most of Gospel Doctrine translating the scriptures into modern English instead of actually teaching them.<!--more-->  I&#8217;ve posted about the problems the KJV poses <a href=\"http:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/2006\/04\/the-kjv-a-sealed-book\/\">before<\/a>, but . . . that&#8217;s not going to stop me from doing it again.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a verse from this week&#8217;s assignment&#8211;Jeremiah 2:24&#8211;first in the KJV:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A wild ass used to the wilderness, that snuffeth up the wind at her pleasure; in her occasion who can turn her away? all they that seek her will not weary themselves; in her month they shall find her.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> . . . and the same verse from the NETBible:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>You are like a wild female donkey brought up in the wilderness. In her lust she sniffs the wind to get the scent of a male.  No one can hold her back when she is in heat. None of the males need wear themselves out chasing after her. At mating time she is easy to find.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>A prophet has given us an extremely vivid&#8211;not to mention blush-inducing![1]&#8211;image of Israel&#8217;s behavior.  It is truly a fabulous verse to discuss; I plan on asking my class what the image of the donkey in heat teaches us about those who backslide or are apostate.  I&#8217;m guessing that this unusual and compelling image will lead to a most interesting discussing!<\/p>\n<p>But it isn&#8217;t a discussion that you can have after reading (just) the KJV, because I&#8217;d bet fewer than 1 in 100 adults (even in my reasonably well-educated ward) will be able to derive the gist of the verse from the KJV.  <\/p>\n<p>An easy way to see a variety of translations is to use the <a href=\"http:\/\/net.bible.org\/bible.php\">NetBible<\/a> and then click on the verse number; that will take you to a <a href=\"http:\/\/net.bible.org\/verse.php?book=Jer&#038;chapter=2&#038;verse=24\">page<\/a> with a handful of various translations as well as other helpful resources.<\/p>\n<p>I noticed (thanks to the diligent work of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.motleyvision.org\/2010\/conference-books-fall-2010\/\">Kent Larson<\/a>) that the NIV was <a href=\"http:\/\/lds.org\/ldsorg\/v\/index.jsp?hideNav=1&#038;locale=0&#038;sourceId=3cf07467f04db210VgnVCM100000176f620a____&#038;vgnextoid=2354fccf2b7db010VgnVCM1000004d82620aRCRD\">quoted<\/a> again in General Conference this Fall.  I&#8217;d like to encourage all of y&#8217;all to study a modern English version alongside the KJV as your Gospel Doctrine class continues its slouch toward the New Testament; you&#8217;ll be surprised at what you find.<\/p>\n<p>[1] Verse 33 is even more fun.  The KJV:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Why trimmest thou thy way to seek love? therefore hast thou also taught the wicked ones thy ways.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And the Netbible:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>My, how good you have become at chasing after your lovers! Why, you could even teach prostitutes a thing or two!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The time when it feels like I spend most of Gospel Doctrine translating the scriptures into modern English instead of actually teaching them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13693","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-corn"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13693","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13693"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13693\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13700,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13693\/revisions\/13700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13693"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13693"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13693"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}