{"id":1303,"date":"2004-09-08T16:35:16","date_gmt":"2004-09-08T20:35:16","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=1303"},"modified":"2004-09-08T16:35:16","modified_gmt":"2004-09-08T20:35:16","slug":"sometimes-god-is-funny-or-its-true-that-you-should-be-careful-about-the-movies-you-see","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/2004\/09\/sometimes-god-is-funny-or-its-true-that-you-should-be-careful-about-the-movies-you-see\/","title":{"rendered":"Sometimes God is Funny, or, It&#8217;s True that You Should Be Careful about the Movies You See"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I was reading Haggai (*really* bad insomnia).  I actually woke up my husband with my bed-shaking giggling  after I read <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I smote you with blasting and with MILDEW&#8230;&#8221; (Haggai 1:18)<\/p>\n<p>I just couldn&#8217;t help picturing a guy with a bad French accent, yelling from a tower, &#8220;I smite you with mildew, you silly Englishman&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Come to think of it, maybe this suggests that Haggai was actually a woman&#8211;after all, men don&#8217;t think about mildew, do they?  Hmmm&#8211;I feel a dissertation coming on!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I was reading Haggai (*really* bad insomnia). I actually woke up my husband with my bed-shaking giggling after I read &#8220;I smote you with blasting and with MILDEW&#8230;&#8221; (Haggai 1:18) I just couldn&#8217;t help picturing a guy with a bad French accent, yelling from a tower, &#8220;I smite you with mildew, you silly Englishman&#8230;&#8221; Come to think of it, maybe this suggests that Haggai was actually a woman&#8211;after all, men don&#8217;t think about mildew, do they? Hmmm&#8211;I feel a dissertation coming on!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1303","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-corn"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1303","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1303"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1303\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1303"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1303"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1303"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}