{"id":11992,"date":"2010-03-26T20:56:17","date_gmt":"2010-03-27T01:56:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/?p=11992"},"modified":"2010-03-26T21:06:12","modified_gmt":"2010-03-27T02:06:12","slug":"mastering-the-art-of-mormon-cooking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/2010\/03\/mastering-the-art-of-mormon-cooking\/","title":{"rendered":"Mastering the art of Mormon cooking"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-11993\" style=\"border: 0pt none;\" title=\"virtual-jello\" src=\"http:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/virtual-jello-150x150.gif\" alt=\"virtual-jello\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/>The Atlantic&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theatlantic.com\/food\">food channel<\/a> recently  posted an article entitled <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theatlantic.com\/food\/archive\/2010\/03\/jell-o-love-a-guide-to-mormon-cuisine\/37929\/\">Jello  Love: A Guide to Mormon Cuisine<\/a> (my co-blogger kindly linked to it in the sidebar).\u00a0 The author lived in Utah for a  time as child, and she knows whereof she speaks.\u00a0 The piece is charming,  nostalgic and mostly reality-based.\u00a0 But I blog, therefore I  quibble.<\/p>\n<p>Classic Mormon fare seems to have crystallized as a cuisine in the  70s or 80s, though I couldn&#8217;t tell you why that&#8217;s so.\u00a0 In a lot of ways,  its provenance is a bit of a mystery:\u00a0 I doubt that any of the dishes  originated among Mormons&#8212;they tend to be familiar in the Midwest and  South&#8212;and none of them have obvious connections to Mormon history,  except for their suitability for ward potlucks. One might expect Mormon  cooking to reflect our <a href=\"http:\/\/www.providentliving.org\/channel\/0,11677,1706-1,00.html\">practice<\/a> of storing three-month or year supplies of staple foods&#8212;and in  reality, &#8220;food storage&#8221; meals incorporating beans, wheat, and powdered  milk do rotate regularly across many Mormon dinner tables.\u00a0 But they  don&#8217;t show up in the stable of &#8220;classic&#8221; Mormon foods.<\/p>\n<p>The writer of the Atlantic piece characterizes Mormon cuisine as  &#8220;bland,&#8221; &#8220;packaged,&#8221; &#8220;processed&#8221; &#8220;convenience foods&#8221;&#8212;but I think the  article is self-refuting on these points, as the dishes noted really  don&#8217;t fit these descriptions.\u00a0 Some ingredients are processed in the  sense that they are canned or dried, but this is not a Sandra Lee-style  convenience &#8220;homemade.&#8221; Nor, of course, are they of the enlightened,  organic, local, Whole Foods ilk, as that food culture didn&#8217;t exist  during the 70s and 80s.<\/p>\n<p>These days, a ward potluck is more likely to feature an asparagus  strata or a Mediterranean salmon pasta salad than a pan of funeral  potatoes or a frog-eye salad.\u00a0 But these foods are still native to  American Mormon culture, and beloved by many of us. I thought it would  be fun to do a &#8220;best-practices&#8221; exercise and link to what I consider to  be superior recipes for the quartet of dishes the piece highlights: Frog  Eye Salad, Hawaiian Haystacks, Jello, and Funeral Potatoes. Plus a  bonus trio of three more classic Mormon foods. Enjoy!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/thepioneerwoman.com\/tasty-kitchen\/recipes\/salads\/raspberry-pretzel-jello-salad\/\">Pretzel  Jello Salad<\/a> Jello is the <em>sine qua non<\/em> of Mormon cooking, or  anyway its stereotype. It is especially notorious for its vegetable  add-ins, in particular shredded carrots in green jello. (Hey, if you  haven&#8217;t tried it, don&#8217;t knock it!\u00a0 I happen to love it.)\u00a0 This is  probably an atavistic holdover from the days of aspic&#8212;savory meat  suspended in gelatin&#8212;which graced many an American Sunday dinner in  the 50s and 60s.\u00a0 A modern take on the savory-sweet jello concoction,  the pretzel jello salad is a familiar species at Mormon gatherings.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.melskitchencafe.com\/2010\/02\/hawaiian-haystacks-chicken-sauce-reinvented.html\">Hawaiian   Haystacks<\/a> I&#8217;ve never prepared this meal myself, but I&#8217;ve certainly   consumed it. It&#8217;s quick, flexible, kid-friendly, and as healthful as   the toppings you choose.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.grouprecipes.com\/12808\/funeral-potatoes.html\">Funeral  Potatoes<\/a> Perhaps the most beloved of the classics, and indeed  present at most Mormon funerals, this heavy gratin is fatty and  delicious. Controversies include: diced or shredded potatoes (doesn&#8217;t  matter, I say); with or without chopped onions (with); and what flavor  of canned cream soup (doesn&#8217;t matter). But beware the cheez whiz&#8212;if  you come across a recipe that calls for processed cheese, you&#8217;ll know  it&#8217;s a fake!<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/allrecipes.com\/Recipe\/Frog-Eyed-Salad\/Detail.aspx\">Frog  Eye Salad<\/a> My personal favorite, this sweet pasta salad is a treat.  Avoid recipes that call for a boxed instant pudding&#8212;much better to  make the pudding binder yourself, as the recipe linked suggests. I omit  the maraschino cherries, and have been known to improvise with fresh  strawberries and other add ins.\u00a0 An especially delicious addition to  Easter dinner, may I suggest.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Bonus!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/smittenkitchen.com\/2007\/07\/summer-of-the-bats\/\">Zucchini  Bread<\/a> Backyard vegetable gardens are a part of Mormon culture, and  we often have an abundance of zucchini during the summer. I&#8217;ve eaten  stuffed zucchini, skillet zucchini with ground beef and cheese, and it&#8217;s  a great substitute for eggplant in a moussaka. But the classic  presentation is the zucchini bread.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/alumni.byu.edu\/s\/1085\/03-provo-Alumni\/index.aspx?sid=1085&amp;gid=7&amp;pgid=771\">Mint  Brownies<\/a> These delicacies are original to the BYU bakery, and they  are most delicious. Omit the walnuts, though.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/allrecipes.com\/Recipe\/Homemade-Root-Beer\/Detail.aspx\">Homemade  Rootbeer<\/a> We don&#8217;t drink, but that doesn&#8217;t mean we can&#8217;t brew.  Homemade (non-alcoholic, obviously) rootbeer is common at summertime  parties. And it is gooood.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>For this audience: what else belongs in the repertoire? What&#8217;s your best recipe for any of the above?\u00a0 Are there local Mormon cuisines from other parts of the world? Recipes (linked or pasted) are most welcome.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Atlantic&#8217;s food channel recently posted an article entitled Jello Love: A Guide to Mormon Cuisine (my co-blogger kindly linked to it in the sidebar).\u00a0 The author lived in Utah for a time as child, and she knows whereof she speaks.\u00a0 The piece is charming, nostalgic and mostly reality-based.\u00a0 But I blog, therefore I quibble. Classic Mormon fare seems to have crystallized as a cuisine in the 70s or 80s, though I couldn&#8217;t tell you why that&#8217;s so.\u00a0 In a lot of ways, its provenance is a bit of a mystery:\u00a0 I doubt that any of the dishes originated among Mormons&#8212;they tend to be familiar in the Midwest and South&#8212;and none of them have obvious connections to Mormon history, except for their suitability for ward potlucks. One might expect Mormon cooking to reflect our practice of storing three-month or year supplies of staple foods&#8212;and in reality, &#8220;food storage&#8221; meals incorporating beans, wheat, and powdered milk do rotate regularly across many Mormon dinner tables.\u00a0 But they don&#8217;t show up in the stable of &#8220;classic&#8221; Mormon foods. The writer of the Atlantic piece characterizes Mormon cuisine as &#8220;bland,&#8221; &#8220;packaged,&#8221; &#8220;processed&#8221; &#8220;convenience foods&#8221;&#8212;but I think the article is self-refuting on these points, as [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":42,"featured_media":11993,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11992","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-corn"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/virtual-jello.gif","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11992","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/42"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11992"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11992\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11998,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11992\/revisions\/11998"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11993"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11992"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11992"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11992"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}