{"id":1031,"date":"2004-07-07T19:29:41","date_gmt":"2004-07-08T01:29:41","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=1031"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T06:00:00","slug":"the-nature-of-satan-as-explained-by-a-seven-year-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/2004\/07\/the-nature-of-satan-as-explained-by-a-seven-year-old\/","title":{"rendered":"The Nature of Satan, as Explained by a Seven Year Old"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Seven-year-old:  Satan doesn&#8217;t have a body.<br \/>\nMe:  That&#8217;s right.<br \/>\n7-YO:  So he&#8217;s a Spirit.<br \/>\nMe:  Yes.<br \/>\n7-YO (getting more excited):  That&#8217;s kind of like a ghost.<br \/>\nMe:  Yep.<br \/>\n7-YO (who has been playing a lot of pac-man lately) (very excited):  So if you eat a power pill, then Satan turns blue, and then you can EAT HIM!<br \/>\nMe:  (trying very hard not to laugh)  Umm, not quite . . .<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seven-year-old: Satan doesn&#8217;t have a body. Me: That&#8217;s right. 7-YO: So he&#8217;s a Spirit. Me: Yes. 7-YO (getting more excited): That&#8217;s kind of like a ghost. Me: Yep. 7-YO (who has been playing a lot of pac-man lately) (very excited): So if you eat a power pill, then Satan turns blue, and then you can EAT HIM! Me: (trying very hard not to laugh) Umm, not quite . . .<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1031","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-doctrine"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1031","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1031"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1031\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1031"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1031"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1031"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}