{"id":10061,"date":"2009-11-02T17:46:21","date_gmt":"2009-11-02T22:46:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/?p=10061"},"modified":"2009-11-02T19:13:04","modified_gmt":"2009-11-03T00:13:04","slug":"true-adventures-in-turning-the-other-cheek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/2009\/11\/true-adventures-in-turning-the-other-cheek\/","title":{"rendered":"True Adventures in Turning the Other Cheek, Pt. One"},"content":{"rendered":"

Preface.<\/strong> At the risk of running afoul of Nate\u2019s post <\/a>on turning the other cheek\u2014that is, of appearing obnoxiously immodest and of proving myself once again impossibly dense\u2014I\u2019m telling a story about how I received one of the best lessons I\u2019m still learning. It\u2019s a long story and hopelessly self-referential. Over the last two decades, I\u2019ve slowly awakened to my unfortunate condition: I don\u2019t have access to the details of anybody else\u2019s mistakes or near-mistakes as fully as I do to my own, so those stories where I made matters worse (or nearly did) and those which, surprisingly, erupted into fireworks at the end are the ones I have the greatest right to tell. Of course, no adventure unfolds in a social vacuum. It\u2019s unavoidable that others should be mentioned, and\u2014darn it\u2014their actions described from my point of view. I apologize in advance for this story\u2019s unlikelihood. I don\u2019t expect anybody to believe it. If you\u2019ve already lost patience over other unlikely stories I\u2019ve told, turn back now. Also, some sensitive readers might find this story frightening. Its characters and events include a severely disabled child (my daughter), the zombie virus that destroyed part of her tender mind, a very unhappy bishop and his deputy first counselor, and people tendering advice that some readers might find bothersome. If you\u2019re having a bad day, you\u2019d be better off reading something else. <\/p>\n

On July 24, 1992, one or more arsonists attempted to burn down Parish Chemical Company in Vineyard, Utah, where my husband worked as plant manager. The incident received a lot of live TV coverage from news crews on the ground and in the air as Chopper 5 circled above the building \u2018til that airspace was closed. Just a couple days before the fire, we\u2019d made an appointment to offer on what would have been our first house. I\u2019d felt so excited, but in the TV flames I saw the future I’d imagined turn to smoke. <\/p>\n

In a glorious error in judgment, my husband and I decided to make every effort to help the company survive its tragedy. At the time, we were unaware that the daughter I\u2019d given birth to just two months before\u2014\u201cM\u201d\u2014had also suffered damages from a terrible fire. An aggressive virus had crossed the placenta and havocked her brain, but this discovery wouldn\u2019t come fully to light until four months after the Parish fire. During those four months, we poured our energy into bolstering the company, pulling stunts we thought meaningful at the time. <\/p>\n

Examples. The company was desperate to keep its customers and conduct business. To this cause, I helped smuggle past the guard posted to restrict entrance to the property a three-liter bottle of a crown ether chemical product worth over $10,000 that had been stored in a shed next to the plant, driving it off site with my two children in the car and a baby bag tossed over the bottle to hide it. Also, once employees were allowed back into the building\u2014just barely this side of derelict, as power, water, and sewer had been shut off\u2014my husband figured out how to successfully run a project in one of the chemical reactors by renting a generator and using the fire-fighting run-off water that had collected in the plant\u2019s sump pit to cool the reactor\u2019s jacket. To further aid the company, we went without full pay for months, putting ourselves at financial risk. The ATF and DEA were investigating the fire. During this time, all of Parish\u2019s remaining employees were subjected to a variety of aggressive interrogations, harassments, and uncertainties. It seemed a time of high adventure and righteous causes. But given the end-cost for us, my husband and I now agree we would not do it again. <\/p>\n

In October of that year, while my husband remained fully involved in trying to help put Parish back together, our pediatrician finally noticed that something had gone terribly wrong with M and ordered a battery of tests for us both. The diagnosis: a very high antibody count for cytomegalovirus in both our bloods suggested strongly that she had suffered an in utero<\/em> infection of this disease that had destroyed about a third of her developing brain. When the doctors told us they thought M had suffered a CMV infection they ordered me to keep her away from any place where there might be pregnant women because they thought she might be still be shedding the virus. So … no church. Really, no social contact, period, because even children and men contracting such a virus could carry it home to pregnant mothers and wives. <\/p>\n

As the fight to resurrect Parish Chemical Company waged on, we became increasingly desperate to find another source of income. Someone told me that the translation department of the church office building was looking for people with a special skill. To prepare the Book of Mormon for translation, translators needed help in identifying nuances and inflections of meaning in the BOM’s language. I had training in rhetoric and interpretation and knew I could do well in such a job. Best of all, I could perform my duties from home. The pay was worthwhile for an at-home job back then, $11-$15 per hour. I applied, took the test, and then turned to the next task\u2014getting a temple recommend interview, because I knew that before hiring me the COB would look into my membership status.<\/p>\n

Since M’s birth, I hadn’t been to church\u2014a combination of post-birth down time (I had a toddler, too), the demands the Parish fire imposed on our household, doctor’s orders to avoid going into public with M, her \u201ccolic\u201d which actually turned out to be severe panic attacks related to her brain injury, and my unwillingness to leave her, given her dire circumstances. At night, I even slept with my arm tucked around her. The Parish fire and its fallout kept Mark busy working 14-20 hour shifts 7 days a week. A new bishop had been installed, one who didn’t know us. But beside all that, our story by then had become so complicated and unbelievable that nobody could have followed it anyway. Still, I went to the interview presuming to make a good showing. I expected to account for my failure to attend church and explain what I planned to do about it.<\/p>\n

To my shock, the moment I stepped into the bishop’s office, he attacked me\u2014why, I hadn’t a clue. He sidestepped giving a standard recommend interview because he said he doubted I could pass it. He seemed to have some idea that I was an aggressive apostate and it was his calling to do battle with me to protect all he held dear. In my journal from this time, I report that he was \u201csnide and even, at times, cruel.\u201d Everything I said he twisted into a context not mine. Completely caught off guard, I didn\u2019t know what to say or do. He was never clear about what doctrines he believed I had attacked, he just seemed certain I had\u2014or would\u2014attack something.<\/p>\n

Since the man didn’t know me, I couldn’t imagine where he had gotten his ideas I was a threat to the church, especially since I wasn’t and never had been. At the end of the interview, I left feeling stunned. I had always given a great deal in my callings\u2014still do, when I have a calling compatible with my home situation. Never, ever had I lifted a hand against the church. Never, ever had I been treated as an enemy of the church that I loved. I went home and cried for the rest of the day and part of the night and then straightened up and turned to face the situation. I had been accused\u2014wildly but non-specifically\u2014of being a feminist (not that!) and an apostate. I knew the bishop wasn’t going to let it go. I called two of my mentors\u2014Arthur King and a BYU professor who had been a bishop\u2014to ask their advice. I withhold this second professor\u2019s name to prevent his being inundated with e-mails bearing buckshot loads of misdirected anger. <\/p>\n

Both friends expressed sorrow that such a thing had happened, but knowing of my training in rhetoric, each urged that I keep my application in to the church rather than withdraw it. Arthur\u2019s advice came swift and sure, and while it surprised me and I didn\u2019t see at the time how I could follow it, it also made a kind of sense. \u201cGo to the women of the ward,\u201d he said. My other former professor\u2019s counsel regarding how to handle the bishop\u2019s unjustified attack blew me away. After expressing his sadness about the trouble, he said, \u201cSubmit to it.\u201d<\/p>\n

Whoa! Wait, submit? Why? I was innocent of the (obscure) charges leveled against me. Shouldn\u2019t I take control of the situation, defend myself, immediately set the bishop straight? Why should I assume the burden of another\u2019s wrongful judgment? My old professor said he knew I was innocent of the accusations but stood firm in his counsel: I should ride it out.<\/p>\n

My family was already riding out a great deal\u2014the Parish fire and my daughter\u2019s tragic circumstances. I was a nursing mother of a toddler and a severely brain-injured child. I was doing physical therapy with M every day. With all the turmoil, my husband and I were constantly sleep-deprived and in all other ways struggling to negotiate a mountain of distress. <\/p>\n

In my journal, I report that, though it was an uncertain business, I made sure to take my entire family to church the very next Sunday for Fast and Testimony meeting. My husband, the entry says, \u201cghosted around in the halls with my (toddler son) while I stood at the back of the chapel with [M in her babysling], rocking and swaying to comfort her so that she would remain calm throughout the meeting [and not erupt into a screaming panic attack]. [Also, I stood somewhat apart from the congregation to keep a safe distance between myself, my hypothetically contagious baby, and the crowd.] \u2026I looked forward to partaking of the sacrament and once more fulfilling my covenant to do so, but the sacrament was not offered to me.\u201d My journal reports that the brother carrying it walked right past. <\/p>\n

Given how matters had unfolded in the bishop\u2019s office just days before, I stood there, confused. Was this some kind of strange accident, or was I being denied the sacrament? My former professor\u2019s advice to submit to the trouble came to mind. While I didn\u2019t know why the brother walked past me when I reached for the tray, I did recognize the feeling gripping me: fear. I decided that while I should follow my professor\u2019s advice to submit to the trouble, he wouldn\u2019t expect me to submit to my fear. The charitable thing would be to assume that the brother\u2019s passing me by had been some kind of mistake. I gestured to him to let him know I wanted the sacrament, and after serving three more people he turned back and offered me the bread. He said, \u201cI\u2019m sorry.\u201d I thanked him for offering it and partook. He did not pass me by with the water.<\/p>\n

My journal then describes how the bishop opened the meeting making unmistakable references to our private interview. Notwithstanding it being F&T, he delivered a sermon on the evils of opposing church authority and proceeded to reprimand me over the pulpit without giving my name. I thought, \u201cI guess this means I don\u2019t get the job.\u201d Indeed, a few weeks later, the church representative in the translation department who administered the test told me that the translation department had decided to activate those who were already working for them rather than train a new person (me). But in a private conversation, the woman who urged me to apply for the job confided that the department had been unable to get full recommend clearance for me, which meant that the bishop had disapproved me without granting a second interview that he had promised. <\/p>\n

To be continued …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Preface. At the risk of running afoul of Nate\u2019s post on turning the other cheek\u2014that is, of appearing obnoxiously immodest and of proving myself once again impossibly dense\u2014I\u2019m telling a story about how I received one of the best lessons I\u2019m still learning. It\u2019s a long story and hopelessly self-referential. Over the last two decades, I\u2019ve slowly awakened to my unfortunate condition: I don\u2019t have access to the details of anybody else\u2019s mistakes or near-mistakes as fully as I do to my own, so those stories where I made matters worse (or nearly did) and those which, surprisingly, erupted into fireworks at the end are the ones I have the greatest right to tell. Of course, no adventure unfolds in a social vacuum. It\u2019s unavoidable that others should be mentioned, and\u2014darn it\u2014their actions described from my point of view. I apologize in advance for this story\u2019s unlikelihood. I don\u2019t expect anybody to believe it. If you\u2019ve already lost patience over other unlikely stories I\u2019ve told, turn back now. Also, some sensitive readers might find this story frightening. Its characters and events include a severely disabled child (my daughter), the zombie virus that destroyed part of her tender mind, a very […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":100,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10061","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-corn"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10061","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/100"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10061"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10061\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10067,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10061\/revisions\/10067"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10061"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10061"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timesandseasons.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10061"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}