I’m a Cougar. I will always be a Cougar. I loathe the Utes. I will always loathe the Utes. The number of college football teams in preference to which I would want to crown the Utes as national champion can be counted on the fingers of one amputated hand.
The Utes are the 2008 Football Champs.
The Mountain West was the toughest its ever been this year. The Utes won it convincingly. The Utes won their out of conference games convincingly. The Utes beat Alabama convincingly. They lost to no one. They are the champs.
I will now go outside and kick a homeless person. Life stinks.