Water on Mars!

Friday, June 20, 2008

By Adam Greenwood

We have probable confirmation of water on Mars.

Yes!

Now if the gentiles would only get off their lazy buts and start persecuting us again, maybe I’d be able to get off this stinking planet before I die. Darn gentiles.

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This entry was posted on Friday, June 20th, 2008 at 11:00 am and is filed under Cornucopia . You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.

16 Responses to “Water on Mars!”

1. Researcher

   6/20/2008 at 11:25 am

   I’m trying to draw the straight line between this story and your recent protestations that you are not and never have been an alien.

2. Adam Greenwood

   6/20/2008 at 11:26 am

   Think of it as less a protestation and more a lament.

3. bfwebster

   6/20/2008 at 11:31 am

   I’m trying to draw the straight line between this story and your recent protestations that you are not and never have been an alien.

   I dunno . . . see this posting (the “Mormon” stuff starts about halfway down). Adam probably denies the network of tunnels running throughout the Rocky Mountain west as well. ..bruce..

4. Glen

   6/20/2008 at 11:55 am

   Good robot!

5. Marc Bohn

   6/20/2008 at 12:32 pm

   Ha ha… I almost posted this on the sidebar earlier under the heading “News Adam will get excited about”

6. Mark N.

   6/20/2008 at 12:58 pm

   No point in leaving the planet: all the Celestial people are going to end up back here eventually.

7. Lincoln Cannon

   6/20/2008 at 1:18 pm

   The implications of this may end up being more substantial than some realize:

   http://transfigurism.org/community/blogs/lincoln_cannon/archive/2008/04/28/4369.aspx

8. Glen

   6/20/2008 at 2:10 pm

   There is one possibility the above post left out, cool though it was: the possibility that we will find microbes on Mars, and they get there as a result of being seeded from earth, or vice-versa, in which case there would be no logical bearing on the Fermi assumptions. Many exobiologists currently believe that if we do discover life on Mars the probability of it being related to life on earth is substantial.

9. Adam Greenwood

   6/20/2008 at 2:29 pm

   Agreed, Glen. If Mars can support microbes, in my opinion microbes of earth origin are almost certainly present

10. Ray

    6/20/2008 at 2:39 pm

    #8 – Which means God has already begun the creation for the next “earth” once this one gets Kolobized?

11. Adam Greenwood

    6/20/2008 at 5:02 pm

    Mars is more of a failed earth rather than an earth in the offing, Ray.

12. Hunter

    6/20/2008 at 6:20 pm

    But what if they’re not nice?!?

13. Ray

    6/20/2008 at 7:18 pm

    #11 – So it’s fallen already?

14. Adam Greenwood

    6/22/2008 at 10:38 am

    So it’s fallen already.

    Mars is not in a state of paradisiacal glory.

15. Ray

    6/22/2008 at 12:11 pm

    #14 – That comes after the Fall, right? So, it’s still in the future. *grin*

    Thanks for the lighthearted exchange, Adam. I enjoyed it.

16. Raymond Takashi Swenson

    6/25/2008 at 5:35 pm

    Since the earth will be raised to a terrestrial state in the Millenium, and then made celestial after 1,000 years, where are the terrestrial and telestial folks going to live? Presumably they would need a physical home to inhabit just as the Celestial folks do. Is Mars a candidate for a future transformation?