Scene One: In the car.
Six-year-old: “What does ‘XXX movies’ mean?”
Scene Two: Family scripture study.
Six-year-old: “‘. . . if this highly favored people of the Lord should fall into transgression, and become a wicked and an adulterous people . . .’ Does that mean acting like an adult?”
Both of these happened today. The second one we explained (gently). The first one–well I did a little verbal kung fu and changed the subject four or five times in two minutes until he forgot the question. I know someone who told his kids that it means “thirty movies.” (Thank heavens for Roman numerals.)
What would you do?