Cell phones have arrived. Even in my semi-rural, blue-collar ward enough people have a cell phone now that one’s gone off every sacrament meeting for the last month.
Let’s have a dispassionate discussion of the pros and cons of cell phones going off in sacrament meeting.
Cons: Turn off that vulgar, brassy braying, you lackwitted blockhead! What kind of porridge-brained thickheaded slackjawed grin-gaping drooling foozle-brained halfwit airhead can’t remember to SHUT IT OFF.
Pros: If it wasn’t for those people making a spectacle of themselves each week, I’d forget to turn my cell phone off.