I suppose that I can support the legalization of polygamy with certain specific limitations.
For example: the women need to be dowdy, lumpy. Braided hair, no make-up, homemade clothing, and, ideally, bad teeth. They must live in rural areas, in slightly dilapidated farmhouses, where they make all their food from scratch. You know.
What I cannot tolerate: polygamists who look like any other woman. Clothing that appears to have been purchased in major department stores within the last year. Driving SUVs. Cel phones. Shopping at Costco. Living in homes with leather couches. Corian countertops.
I’d like some distance between myself and the polygamists, please.