To celebrate, I’m enlisting you all to assist me in this groundbreaking literary endeavor. Please take a moment to add your contribution to this chain novel in the comments. Here are the rules:
1. One sentence per comment. That’s all. It can be a long, twisty, semicolon-laden monstrosity, but one sentence is the limit.
2. You may only post once every ten comments. So if you added a sentence at #2, you can’t add another until #12. (Also, comments lie where they fall. This should make for added fun.)
3. This is a family establishment. Keep it clean. Also, any mockery of BCC or Steve should be subtle and tasteful.
3a. “subtle and tasteful” is to be construed broadly.
That’s it. Go! Write!