WHEREAS, the living room contains Easter eggs (including eggs of the chocolate, caramel, and peanut butter varieties); and
Whereas, it is statistically impossible (or downright cruel) for children to collect chocolate eggs and remain unable to consume any such eggs; and
Whereas, it is highly unwise (and not very conducive to proper Sacrament meeting behavior) for children to breakfast on snitched chocolate and nothing else;
THEREFORE, it is resolved that,
On a Sunday where Easter falls on Fast Sunday,
The traditional Fast Sunday conventions (abstention from eating, &c, &c), may, in the discretion of the parents, be WAIVED, in order that children may consume a proper breakfast (waffles, bacon, cereal), prior to stuffing themselves on chocolate eggs and bunnies.