Comments on: The next great Mollywood horror movie

By: manaen

manaen — Fri, 11 Aug 2006 19:03:55 +0000

45 “esnakes” — wow, do we *still* call them “snakes”??? (mine was 1971-3 in S. America)

By: Keszaya

Keszaya — Fri, 11 Aug 2006 16:50:39 +0000

The Sixth Sense or Lady in the Water

Spiritually in tune teen encounters folks from another world in the temple baptismal font. Tells temple worker “I see dead people.”

By: Sasha

Sasha — Wed, 09 Aug 2006 04:33:20 +0000

(George) Walker, Texas Ranger
Pres Bush and Dick Cheney are hunting endangered deer in the backwoods of Texas. Orrin Hatch walks in on them. In a moment of panic, the VP shoots the mormon senator. Who will save the face of GOP when the news reaches the El Paso Expositor? Will the Minutemen vigilantes take the blame?

By: Kaimi Wenger

Kaimi Wenger — Tue, 08 Aug 2006 22:44:08 +0000

Re #45:

Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad: I don’t think I was.
Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot: No, it’s too perilous.
Sir Galahad: Look, it’s my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Sir Lancelot: No, we’ve got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?

By: Aaron Brown

Aaron Brown — Tue, 08 Aug 2006 22:37:25 +0000

“Esnakes” on a Plane

Innocent young elders, flying home from their missions in Latin America, are viciously accosted by a horde of young, nubile “investigators,” eager to investigate whether the Law of Chastity isn’t really more of a “guideline” after all.

By: Dan Richards

Dan Richards — Tue, 08 Aug 2006 21:46:02 +0000

Menaces to Society

Unmarried Mormon men, on reaching their 30th birthdays, turn into psychopathic killers.

By: Dan Richards

Dan Richards — Tue, 08 Aug 2006 21:34:52 +0000

5ifteen

Clever serial killer methodically eliminates one lapsed Mormon for each of the 15 temple recommend questions.

By: queuno

queuno — Tue, 08 Aug 2006 21:00:44 +0000

Silence of the Lambs of God –

Mute Primary zombies terrorize High Priests babysitting them during a Homemaking meeting.

By: jimbob

jimbob — Tue, 08 Aug 2006 20:03:27 +0000

Death by Cheese

A deranged Lou Midgley appears unannounced at the door of the Tanners while they’re having fondue. Little do they know he’s brought his own highly lethal fondue forks.

By: danithew

danithew — Tue, 08 Aug 2006 14:01:08 +0000

The Chupacabra

Danithew gets attacked by the Bloggernacle’s guardian beasts for that last comment.