Comments on: The Church’s Secret Plot to Undermine the Book of Mormon — EXPOSED! http://timesandseasons.org/index.php/2005/12/the-churchs-secret-plot-to-undermine-the-book-of-mormon-exposed/ Truth Will Prevail Thu, 24 May 2012 04:49:18 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Adam Greenwood http://timesandseasons.org/index.php/2005/12/the-churchs-secret-plot-to-undermine-the-book-of-mormon-exposed/#comment-125201 Adam Greenwood Tue, 21 Mar 2006 13:20:37 +0000 http://www.timesandseasons.org/?p=2762#comment-125201 Space Chick, Since I'm not a Clathlolic priest, I always make sure to have an olive-oil main nearby, for emergencies. Kingsley, Cadavers, beer, and stairs don't mix. Sad. Space Chick,

Since I’m not a Clathlolic priest, I always make sure to have an olive-oil main nearby, for emergencies.

Kingsley,

Cadavers, beer, and stairs don’t mix. Sad.

]]> By: Space Chick http://timesandseasons.org/index.php/2005/12/the-churchs-secret-plot-to-undermine-the-book-of-mormon-exposed/#comment-110966 Space Chick Wed, 07 Dec 2005 01:08:23 +0000 http://www.timesandseasons.org/?p=2762#comment-110966 Maybe Adam will settle for using consecrated oil? In vat-size quantities? Maybe Adam will settle for using consecrated oil? In vat-size quantities?

]]> By: Kingsley http://timesandseasons.org/index.php/2005/12/the-churchs-secret-plot-to-undermine-the-book-of-mormon-exposed/#comment-110928 Kingsley Tue, 06 Dec 2005 21:50:05 +0000 http://www.timesandseasons.org/?p=2762#comment-110928 Gary died again, falling down the stairs behind the Richards building. But he left pieces of himself everywhere and we will always remember you, Gary. Gary died again, falling down the stairs behind the Richards building. But he left pieces of himself everywhere and we will always remember you, Gary.

]]> By: Adam Greenwood http://timesandseasons.org/index.php/2005/12/the-churchs-secret-plot-to-undermine-the-book-of-mormon-exposed/#comment-110918 Adam Greenwood Tue, 06 Dec 2005 20:28:26 +0000 http://www.timesandseasons.org/?p=2762#comment-110918 Mark B., Read Klaimi's preceding clomment. Mark B.,

Read Klaimi’s preceding clomment.

]]> By: Mark B. http://timesandseasons.org/index.php/2005/12/the-churchs-secret-plot-to-undermine-the-book-of-mormon-exposed/#comment-110904 Mark B. Tue, 06 Dec 2005 19:20:20 +0000 http://www.timesandseasons.org/?p=2762#comment-110904 It's not every one-line post where you can make five typographical errors (in four words) and every one of them is an extraneous "L". Congrats. It’s not every one-line post where you can make five typographical errors (in four words) and every one of them is an extraneous “L”.

Congrats.

]]> By: Adam Greenwood http://timesandseasons.org/index.php/2005/12/the-churchs-secret-plot-to-undermine-the-book-of-mormon-exposed/#comment-110881 Adam Greenwood Tue, 06 Dec 2005 16:36:29 +0000 http://www.timesandseasons.org/?p=2762#comment-110881 Sorry, John Fowles. Let's fix it. Sorry, John Fowles. Let’s fix it.

]]> By: john fowles http://timesandseasons.org/index.php/2005/12/the-churchs-secret-plot-to-undermine-the-book-of-mormon-exposed/#comment-110880 john fowles Tue, 06 Dec 2005 16:23:23 +0000 http://www.timesandseasons.org/?p=2762#comment-110880 Hey, that was my post at BT, not Clark's. Clark did post a follow-up post over there, for some reason though. Hey, that was my post at BT, not Clark’s. Clark did post a follow-up post over there, for some reason though.

]]> By: Adam Greenwood http://timesandseasons.org/index.php/2005/12/the-churchs-secret-plot-to-undermine-the-book-of-mormon-exposed/#comment-110879 Adam Greenwood Tue, 06 Dec 2005 16:14:50 +0000 http://www.timesandseasons.org/?p=2762#comment-110879 Yes, I am a Cathlolic priest. That's why I sport the tlonsure and a clerliclal clollar. Yes, I am a Cathlolic priest. That’s why I sport the tlonsure and a clerliclal clollar.

]]> By: Kaimi Wenger http://timesandseasons.org/index.php/2005/12/the-churchs-secret-plot-to-undermine-the-book-of-mormon-exposed/#comment-110878 Kaimi Wenger Tue, 06 Dec 2005 16:01:57 +0000 http://www.timesandseasons.org/?p=2762#comment-110878 This leads inevitably to <i>Bloggernacle, the Horror Movie.</i> In which comments thought to be dead come back to life as undead zombie comments, and must be bludgeoned to death with bunnies. Or dropped in acid. Or holy water, of course, since that's an old horror movie standby. Unfortunately, acid is in short supply. The bunnies run out. And Mormons don't believe in holy water. And so we are surrounded by zombie comments, about to be consumed . . . . . . when suddenly Adam reveals the fact that he's really a Cathlolic priest. He blesses a water main, and the day is saved. Watch for it at your local Mollywood theater, circa 2007. With Kristine as the <strike>silly blond</strike> sex appeal character (aka the screamer), Matt Evans (sporting a fake tattoo) as the stoic, jaded hero, and Steve Evans as the comic relief character who gets eaten by zombies at halftime. This leads inevitably to Bloggernacle, the Horror Movie. In which comments thought to be dead come back to life as undead zombie comments, and must be bludgeoned to death with bunnies. Or dropped in acid. Or holy water, of course, since that’s an old horror movie standby.

Unfortunately, acid is in short supply. The bunnies run out. And Mormons don’t believe in holy water.

And so we are surrounded by zombie comments, about to be consumed . . .

. . . when suddenly Adam reveals the fact that he’s really a Cathlolic priest. He blesses a water main, and the day is saved.

Watch for it at your local Mollywood theater, circa 2007. With Kristine as the silly blond sex appeal character (aka the screamer), Matt Evans (sporting a fake tattoo) as the stoic, jaded hero, and Steve Evans as the comic relief character who gets eaten by zombies at halftime.

]]> By: Adam Greenwood http://timesandseasons.org/index.php/2005/12/the-churchs-secret-plot-to-undermine-the-book-of-mormon-exposed/#comment-110874 Adam Greenwood Tue, 06 Dec 2005 15:11:24 +0000 http://www.timesandseasons.org/?p=2762#comment-110874 Maybe its the lawyer in me, but I always ask my hometeachers to put in a clause excluding recovery after I've already become a cadaver. Well, some folks only learn the hard way, huh, Gary? Maybe its the lawyer in me, but I always ask my hometeachers to put in a clause excluding recovery after I’ve already become a cadaver. Well, some folks only learn the hard way, huh, Gary?

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