How Darth Vader was Slain (as told by the children of the Wenger household)

November 24, 2004 | 3 comments
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First, Luke Skywalker chopped off Darth Vader’s hand. Then, Ammon chopped off Darth Vader’s arm. Finally, Nephi chopped off Darth Vader’s head.

And then David paraded the head around the city for all to see.

End of story.

Yes, my children do seem to have a fascination with chopping . . .

(Note: An earlier version of this tale was related in comments, earlier this year, by a cute girl.)

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3 Responses to How Darth Vader was Slain (as told by the children of the Wenger household)

  1. Logan on November 24, 2004 at 9:17 pm

    Funny, just yesterday I had one of those same children tell me the chapter about how Yoda fights and whose lightsaber is which color. It sure sounds like they live in a fun world.

  2. Ivan Wolfe on November 24, 2004 at 9:28 pm

    Mace Windu has a purple saber. Most evil jedi have red sabers, and good jedi have blue sabers.

    I always thought Mace was a little off.

    (Of course, whenever I see Mace Windu, I keep hearing the theme to Shaft, but with “Mace” replacing “Shaft” so it goes something like this: “Who’s that private jedi dick whose a se# machine to all the chicks? MACE! Can you dig it?”

    It is a fun world to live in.

  3. Jack on November 26, 2004 at 12:20 pm

    And then, Of course, Darth Vader is seen in paradise with the spirits of the righteous.