I have a unique opportunity and I need some help taking full advantage of it.
I’m less than an inch over five feet tall and I have huge babies–10’3 and 8’15 (but that one was two weeks early). Consequently, I don’t look pregnant. I look like a caricature of a pregnant woman.
This baby will be delivered on November 3rd. Which means that on Halloween, I will be seriously, comically, horrifically pregnant.
So what I am looking for: a Halloween costume that will do justice to my situation. Ideas?